ben's threatening me. he's been telling mom that she should send me to live somewhere else...like maybe with our cousins, daisy mae maus and the feline americans.
i'm not a bad girl. not really. i don't take his toys. if i get to his temptations first, i eat them, but that's fair, right? i only put the bitey on him once in a while. when we're both hopped up on 'nip, i confess that i do bunny kick him. but my claws are short, and i don't really hurt him!
i purr real loud, like to launch myself into mom's arms for snuggles, play with all my toys. yes, sometimes i claw the couch. but i stop when mom says 'no'.
do you have any suggestions for how i can get ben to agree to let me stay?
lucy the very cute and sweet.