Monday, March 10, 2008

what's a kitty to do?

she's cleaning. she's organizing.

why? why does she forsake our comfortable bed where she can have as many kitty snuggles as wants? where there are deep and soothing purrs that last for days? why?

wait...why is our favorite wand toy in the trash? why does it smell horrid in here? you vacuumed over it? smoke came out of the sucky monster? the toy is all mangled up? open a window, would you...that smell is gross. and get off the computer. no you, don't need to order new belts for the monster. i like when you can't use it!

whispering: i've got to run...she's eying my floofiness as a duster!

screeching: no mom! not the lemon pledge!!!

18 comments:

Gattina said...

How awful ! what a life you have ! Arthur likes cleaning he supervises ! and that vacuum monster doesn't disturb him at all ! he lays in the way and I have to clean around him !

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

*sigh* Why do mommy's have to clean? ~Empress

Princess said...

I am not afraid of the vacuum cleaner... however I would be screaming about helping with the dusting!!!

The Crew said...

It's a little early for spring cleaning! You must demand a new feather wand. It's not your fault the sucky monster ate it!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Benjamin, please come by my delightfully messed up villa in Italy. I need someone there right now and it is not being cleaned at the moment...

Boy said...

Eeeks....spwing cweaning is howwid!

michico*Adan said...

Oah Wowww...... Sounds everything is NOT under control!!!!!
Well, our house is having big cleaning already for twice, I don't know why, it doesn't have to be, but Michico and My mommy have already did...so....they are really strange!

snowforest said...

That vacuum cleaner can be a scary thing ~ we hide away when we hear any unusual sound ~ hope you guys are all well :)

Purrs from the SnowForest family :)

DaisyMae Maus said...

Uh, oh ... You two have gotta remember to put your toys away before your momma unleashes the rug-sucking monster!!!
DMM

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

"Oh no, not the Flying Pledge Monkeys"!

Ariel said...

"Oh" the horror my mom a new vacuum
yesterday.

meemsnyc said...

We hate the vaccuum!

Parker said...

I hate days like that, I don't know why the humans need to do all of that "cleaning." EEESSSH!

JB's Big World said...

We have spring cleaning going on over here too! I am bored today, come visit me....I'll snuggle with you!
Hugs,
JB

Angus said...

OOo! I'm with you guys. I don't like the rug-sucker, and I certainly don't like all the spray stuff mom uses on everything. Run!

Christina said...

Oh my gosh that's funny - my vacuum belt broke today too!
And Xander was sleeping to the soothing white noise... dang cheap, crapulous vacuum.

I'm sure your kitties were pleased that you had to stop.
But yes... the smell is fairly disgusting.

JB's Big World said...

Oh, Ben. I thought you had forgotten about me! Thanks for coming by to reassure me that you still like me! Have a great St Paddy's day and I will have a green niptini today with you in my thoughts.
Love and hugs,
JB

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Uh, oh! We keep our toys in the condo so that won't happen. Except for the toys Gandalf brings outside. That ae very dirty now. Watch out for the Pledge!